Posted by
EFuller on Monday, June 11, 2007 9:30:26 PM
Here's a thought -- fight Islamic terrorism with global warming.
Let's face it, the terrorists are already in some pretty hot and barren lands. A little global warming may just fry them in place. I mean, if we can take action to reduce global warming, surely we can take action to raise global temperatures.
Let's look the Iranian loony in the eye and say, "Pipe down or fry!" They may shut off the oil, but we can turn up the heat.
If you ever popped ants with a magnifying glass as a kid -- and have a little imagination -- you can see the effectiveness of this weapon. Yes, we may have another American dust bowl for a few years, but it's a small price to pay for crisping terrorists in their caves!
What? We can't control global warming that way? We can't really raise temps? Then we can't really lower temps! Stop whining about the temperature and join the battle against the real threat -- Islamic jihadists.